Rishi Sunak is Most Definitely our Saviour
Austerity. It is all some of us have known these last few years. With the NHS struggling, banks on the precipice of disaster, and energy bills shooting through the roof, the last three years have not known stability. Of course, it only stands to reason that our saviour, here for the nation’s salvation, is a man whose actions led to the 2008 recession. It makes sense.
Rishi Sunak, with a worth of £730 million (combined with his wife, tech heiress Akshata Murty), is the only man we need to be leading this country through this period of poverty. While families struggle to heat their homes through the winter and spring seasons, our fearless trooper acted by linking his luxury outdoor swimming pool to the national grid as a leisure centre just miles away stood the threat of being closed due to insufficient government funding. It is evident that Sunak has significantly changed his ways since the 2008 recession, and that his experience as Chancellor of the Exchequer has come in handy, thus he now spends taxpayers’ money in justifiable ways, for matters of national interest such as this.
Another example of our gracious leader’s tactical money handling is when during his time as Chancellor, he reversed the Labour formulas which ensured that government funding went towards deprived areas and gave that funding into richer areas. Of course, this class divide that Prime Minister Sunak is only widening is very beneficial to upper class areas that he cares about, and the other areas that are dealing with higher rates of crime, poverty, and disease do not matter as greatly. He finds that the best use of government funding and taxes are for them to be poured into the further betterment of the lives of the select few. Truly no nation can ever fail behind that ideology.
It is not only monetary issues that our noble Prime Minister oversees, but he also has a zest for charity. Christmas last year saw Mr Sunak volunteering at a soup kitchen in London, where he showed his key devotion to his job and his attention to detail when he asked a homeless gentleman if he worked in business. It is a great relief to know that our omniscient leader is constantly alert and thinking about money- for the betterment of Great Britain, naturally. Also, this shows the enthusiasm Rishi Sunak has for connecting with people, which he finds comes easily because he is like every member of the public with $18.3 million USD worth of properties, making him a very relatable individual.
Sunak’s saviour status was only heightened after he connected with an elderly woman during a visit to Croydon hospital in October of last year who told him that his government should pay nurses more. As the understanding man this nation knows him to be, he laughed and told the lady they were trying, but it was evident that the government funding simply was not enough to sustain both his luxury pool and the NHS; it would only make sense for the NHS would have to go. This reinstates Sunak as the saviour of Great Britain, as it is a saviour-like trait to be able to make difficult decisions in haste, almost as though one has not thought about those decisions for long enough or in much depth before making them.
The opposition, along with members of the public argue that Rishi Sunak is ‘out of touch’, and therefore deem him unfit to lead this country. I believe that the evidence above single-handedly refutes those claims- Mr Sunak has left his poor budgeting and recession-causing days behind him, as we can see from the prosperous state of the nation, and he is an individual who the general public can relate to – both worry about heating their luxury pools and homes respectfully. As the threat of international conflict worsens, the leader Great Britain needs must be an individual who truly wants the further prosperity of the wealthy and is willing to spend taxpayers’ money on issues such as heating his private pool and failed covid projects. Rishi is driving this car, and it most definitely will not crash.